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How To Smell Like A Billionaire
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HAWAI‘I ISLAND MIDWEEK 11 ANSWER TO TODAY’S PUZZLE
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were subjected to groans and moaning that sounded human and vaguely sexual. Passenger and film producer Emerson Collins recorded the noises and posted them to TikTok; his guess was that someone was pranking the public address system on the plane. Collins walked up and down the aisle looking for a possible culprit, but “I didn’t see anything,” he said.
The Scent Of Musk
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Electric cars, trips to space, Twitter — it’s never enough for serial entrepreneur Elon Musk. Now, Reuters report- ed, the joke’s on buyers who snapped up 10,000 bottles of Musk’s new perfume, Burnt Hair, in just a few hours — at $100 a pop.
On Sept. 13, ophthalmolo- gist Katerina Kurteeva, who practices in Newport Beach, California, shared with her Instagram followers a very troubling video, Oddity Cen- tral reported.
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Passengers on different American flights have re- ported hearing a hearty “oh yeah” when the plane landed and the “moans and groans of someone in extreme pain,” but spokesperson Sarah Jantz said the noises are “caused by a mechanical issue with the PA amplifier.”
“With a name like mine, get- ting into the fragrance business was inevitable — why did I even fight it for so long!?” Musk wondered on Twitter.
Dr. Kurteeva documented the removal of “forgotten” contact lenses from an elderly patient’s eye — 23 of them, to be exact.
The perfume is described on The Boring Co.’s website as “the essence of repugnant desire.”
“They were essentially glued together after sitting under the eyelid for a month,” she wrote. “Don’t sleep in your contact lenses!”
The scent won’t start ship- ping until September 2023, so you can cross it off your Christ- mas list for this year.
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