Page 7 - Hawaii Island MidWeek - May 17, 2023

MAY 17, 2023
HAWAI‘I ISLAND MIDWEEK 7
SHoly Cow! Flying Bovine Kills Man
hivdayal Sharma, 82, seems to live a perfectly nor- died in a freak accident mal life with the blade of a in the Alwar region of knife stuck in his head, Odd-
India on April 19, LBC re- ity Central reported. While
ported. As Sharma urinated near a train track, a Vande Bharat express train struck a cow, launching it 100 feet into the air before it landed on him. Sharma was killed instantly, and another man narrowly escaped being hit also.
Donald could swim and eat without trouble, members of the Pinocchio et Sauvageons society decided it should be removed.
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Ironically, Sharma worked at Indian Railways before retiring 23 years ago. Officials are calling for metal fencing to keep cows away from the tracks, along with the removal of garbage and vegetation.
Everything Is Just Ducky
ILLUSTRATION BY MARK GALACGAC
Donald the Duck, a mal- lard who lives in Saint- Nolff, France, is infamous among residents because he
On March 31, rescuers managed to catch him, and the surgery was a success, with Donald flying the coop as soon as the door was open. Authorities are now trying to discover who stabbed Donald.
In other Weird happenings:
Odd Duck
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